Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The 4th Of July


My July 4 List of things to do:

Burgers, Dogs, Potato Salad...done

Fireworks and Beer...done

Take a moment to think about how smart and brave
our Founding Fathers were, and how lucky I am to
have been born in the United States of America...done

What's really great is that I can repeat this list
whenever I feel like it, and there's nobody who can
stop me or make me feel guilty about it.
Take that, terrorists and US-bashers!
Lighten up and try to enjoy your life and culture and
leave me and mine alone, because you're just wasting
everyone's time.

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